Dawn

((NOTE: The following takes place in the streets of Westport.  Sealand-mun is sitting right next to me, and has given me permission to involve him in this post.))

[Hello, Westport investigators!  A young Pokemon coordinator and micronation are currently running terrified through the streets of Westport, being chased by a giant swarm of angry spiders from that creepy house on Nelson Street - which, by the way, is on fire after the results of this little exchange.  They're pretty much tearing through the streets, screaming and flailing and raising a gigantic ruckus as a frighteningly large number of spiders chase along after them like some sort of terrifying hive-mind bent on their destruction.  Per the mods, the spiders will just keep on respawning after they die, and will chase them until the fire is put out.  So... do you stop?  Interact?  Try to calm these kids down?  Discipline them for destroying a house?  Murder spiders?  Point and laugh?  Ignore them utterly?  THE CHOICE IS YOURS.]

((Blue is Dawn, red is Sealand.  Post order on responses will be your character -> Dawn -> Sealand))

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!  The zombie spiders are going to get us!  Run!"

"ZOMBIE SPIDER HORDE!  Someone help!"