Dawn

[Dawn's been slaving away at her homework for quite a while now, ruffling her hair in frustration.  Finally, she ends up pushing on the paper too hard and breaking the tip of her pencil.  She tosses the small stack of papers into the air behind her, leaning back in her chair.]

"Ugh!  I don't get this stuff at all!"

[Clearly, this is a job for the rest of Mayfield's populace!  Dawn heads for the phone, putting a call out to the town.]

"Um... hi!  My name's Dawn, and I just started fifth grade here.  I'm kind of having some trouble with my math homework...  Have any of you ever done long division before?  Can anyone explain it to me?  I've never done anything like this before, and I don't understand any of it."